http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/-t1.htm Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:24:29 GMT 10 http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/GorjussGirls/FORUM/GGThanks2SW254byAB.jpg http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/-t1.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-23rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1268.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) As you are walking along, you will notice someone leaning back in a chair. You should stop and insist that they bring their seatback to a full upright and locked position until the captain has turned off a sign. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Good day to wear tropical fruit on your head. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will be granted a religious experience of startling significance, similar in some respects to the accounts of statues of the Virgin Mary weeping. ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:24:29 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-23rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1268.htm#18533 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-23rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1268.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-20th-the-daily-humorscope-t1256.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to make sure you are prepared for a big earthquake. Get bottled water, a first-aid kit, canned food, flashlights, transistor radio, sturdy hiking boots, and a feather boa. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will get one of those pre-mixed salads in a new high-tech bag that "breathes." ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:05:19 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-20th-the-daily-humorscope-t1256.htm#18318 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-20th-the-daily-humorscope-t1256.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-19th-the-daily-humorscope-t1253.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will snidely snicker at someone today. That's not going to make you many friends, you know. Instead, you should cheerfully chuckle. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Go nowhere without a flotation device, for a few days. You never know. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) A person wearing a frilly pink tutu will appear, uninvited, at your next potluck event. He will become quite ornery, when you ask him to leave. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Today you will discover ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:05:06 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-19th-the-daily-humorscope-t1253.htm#18232 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-19th-the-daily-humorscope-t1253.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-18th-the-daily-humorscope-t1250.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Slow day today. Surprisingly, it will be due to a time/space anomaly caused by a localized anti-tachyon surge, and will mainly occur in your neighborhood. Time-flow should return to normal soon. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It's just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Good day for a nice nap. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:37:35 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-18th-the-daily-humorscope-t1250.htm#18171 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-18th-the-daily-humorscope-t1250.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-17th-the-daily-humorscope-t1248.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will design a really wonderful new type of placemat, today, and it will make you fantastically wealthy, providing you get it on the market before your competitors. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will have an intellectual discussion with a potato, soon. You'll be so caught up in whether it was Descartes or Voltaire who first advocated empiricism, that it will fail to strike you as a bit odd that the potato knows much of anything about 17th-century French ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:43:54 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-17th-the-daily-humorscope-t1248.htm#18125 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-17th-the-daily-humorscope-t1248.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-16th-the-daily-humorscope-t1245.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) The mythic asteroid Chaeron, in collaboration with the uneasy spirit of Atahualpa (the last Inca king), will act to produce a gastric upset of epic proportions, today. Keep your chakras clear, and carry some Immodium. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Today you will take comfort in the thought that Jesus loves you, particularly since nobody else likes you very much. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will realize, today, that there's more than just good manners ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:04:01 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-16th-the-daily-humorscope-t1245.htm#18069 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-16th-the-daily-humorscope-t1245.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-13th-the-daily-humorscope-t1238.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) What ever you do today, don't panic. Remember to bring a towel. Government bureaucracy figures heavily in your life, soon. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Beware of unwarranted electrical assumptions today. On the other hand, a shower of sparks and a bit of ozone can be fairly exciting... Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Today you will receive a gift horse. Unfortunately, it will have a really horrendous case of gingivitis. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Life ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:33:33 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-13th-the-daily-humorscope-t1238.htm#17827 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-13th-the-daily-humorscope-t1238.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-12th-the-daily-humorscope-t1234.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will have a dream tonight, in which you are standing on the shore of an inky black river in grey twilight. An old man wearing a black cloak will appear, poling a rickety old boat up to you. He will demand payment to ferry you across, but it will turn out he doesn't accept American Express. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Today you will discover the original version of the nursery rhyme: "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:40:54 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-12th-the-daily-humorscope-t1234.htm#17736 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-12th-the-daily-humorscope-t1234.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-10th-the-daily-humorscope-t1229.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will get one of those pimples that just suddenly appears, and you will only notice it when you glance in the mirror after a very important meeting. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You are being followed by a man with an eye patch and a prosthetic limb. He, in turn, is being followed by a large reptile, which is making a ticking sound. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Due to a bump on the head today, you will lose all memory of what you did with your keys. ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:52:50 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-10th-the-daily-humorscope-t1229.htm#17630 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-10th-the-daily-humorscope-t1229.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-9th-the-daily-humorscope-t1225.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will banish fear. It will stomp off in a huff. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will make pizza from scratch today (dough and everything), and will beam with pride. As well you should. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Absolutely marvelous day to complain, grumble, gripe, or whine. Remember: if you're going to do something, do it well. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Continue hiding. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Today you will finally reach the breaking ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:06:43 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-9th-the-daily-humorscope-t1225.htm#17583 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-9th-the-daily-humorscope-t1225.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-6th-the-daily-humorscope-t1215.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will watch a lot of TV today. But that's ok, if that's really what you want. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) .syas enoyna gniht elgnis a dnatsrednu ot elba eb t'now uoy yadot, ylddO Gemini (May 21 - June 20) No news is not good news, today. In fact, no news is at best mediocre news. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Today you will become a digger. Dig, dig, dig. That's all you'll think of, for months. You will discover an amazingly large diamond, about ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:12:48 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-6th-the-daily-humorscope-t1215.htm#17272 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-6th-the-daily-humorscope-t1215.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-5th-the-daily-humorscope-t1208.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today the universe will stop expanding, and start contracting. You will be the only one who notices. Also, you will develop a strange desire to wear golf shoes. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will spend most of the day attempting to tie knots in a piece of cord, using only your toes. You will be unable to say why, but this will seem like a useful skill to you, at the time. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will have a grilled cheese sandwich today, and a ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:44:58 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-5th-the-daily-humorscope-t1208.htm#17175 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-5th-the-daily-humorscope-t1208.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-4th-the-daily-humorscope-t1207.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) Excellent day to study entomology -- particularly the order hymenoptera. Be prepared to leap about, howling and whacking your trouser legs. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Excellent day to run a new metaphor up the flagpole, and see if anyone salutes. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) As a joke, you should put an 8-foot-tall mucous-covered "egg" in your friend's basement. Then, when he or she goes down to do a load of laundry... Cancer (June 21 - July ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:02:12 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-4th-the-daily-humorscope-t1207.htm#17140 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-4th-the-daily-humorscope-t1207.htm http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-3rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1205.htm Zanadu Aries (March 21 - April 19) A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter "nothing, it's nothing." Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will become unwittingly embroiled in a turf war between rival Chinese restaurants, today, as you step off the sidewalk to avoid a person wearing an extremely large hat. Before the day is over, you'll find yourself angrily hurling potstickers ... •·Daily Humorscopes·• Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:31:49 GMT http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-3rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1205.htm#17010 http://gorjussgirlsgroup.forumotion.net/daily-humorscopes-f31/nov-3rd-the-daily-humorscope-t1205.htm